Awkward: Crazy parents try to cut of son's penis

James and Roxanne Murphy were were charged last week on 27 criminal counts, including (but not limited to) child endangerment, assault, giving alcohol to a minor and child pornography, after one of their five children called 911 to say they were home alone and drinking alcohol.

Police who arrived at the house said all the children (aged 9, 12, 13, 15 and 19 years old) were intoxicated, and a .30-30 rifle was lying on the floor.
The children explained to police that their parents had told them to either drink beer or swallow their mother's sleeping pills so they would fall asleep while the parents were out shopping. The youngest boy said he had never been to school, and police said the house had a variety of animals -- from lizards to cats to a pot-belly pig -- in every room, The Sentinel noted.
One son even told police that his father tried to burn off his penis with a hot knife. Police also found sex toys and child pornography around the house.
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